Chicken Little says: “Heather Graham’s breasts are falling! Heather Graham’s breasts are falling!”
Poor Heather Graham. She found moderate success in Boogie Nights but lost it after doing films like Say It Isn’t So and Gray Matters. Now she has saggy boobs which means she’s all but unemployable in Hollywood. The only thing she can do now is release a sex tape and hope I’ll find it in my heart to star in it. Being the gentleman that I am, I may very well agree. For Heather’s sake.