The Blemish

Hilary Duff will reach out and touch you

By The Blemish, 2:44 PM on Oct 28, 2008, 3 Comments

Look, listen and learn. It’s Depeche Mode’s Personal Jesus for the new generation. That old, boring, moody song has been infused with high energy hippity hop and Hilary Duff vining her arms around a model like a musical succubus. Behold! The future of shitty music, today!

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3 Responses to “Hilary Duff will reach out and touch you”

  • thunt
    4:07 PM

    This is not a song. This is a ruinmix. She ruined the song by remixing it. Ruinmix. you heard it here first.

  • Christy
    11:07 PM

    fuck, i love depeche mode, she deserves to be laughed at for years, why didnt depeche mode do anything…. they deserve to be punched too.
    fuck this shitty music coming out anymore.

  • Upskt Celebs
    12:26 AM

    I feel so cheated on when I see her with other men. Do you think she does backdoor?