In space, Paris Hilton won’t be the only vacuous hole

Along with Moby, William Shatner and Sigourney Weaver, Paris Hilton too has paid a $200,000 deposit to secure her seat on the world’s first commercial space flight, Virgin Galactic, in 2010. Although, she’s a little hesitant to go through with it. If Star Trek and Howard the Duck have taught her anything, it’s that space travel can be dangerous. Paris said:

“I’m very scared to do it. What if I don’t come back? With the whole light years thing, what if I come back 10,000 years later, and everyone I know is dead? I’ll be like, ‘Great. Now I have to start all over.’”

Paris won’t have to worry about that whole “coming back” thing because she’ll be put in a “VIP” space pod segregated from everyone else. Her flight will make a special trip directly into the Sun. “That Paris Hilton. What a pioneer!,” they’ll say. “First person to almost land on the Sun without disintegrating.”