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Insert silver spoon joke here

By on October 27, 2008

Gwen Stefani

Gwen Stefani’s son, Zuma Nesta Rock, eats with a $4,000 diamond encrusted spoon, a gift from her bandmates. The handcrafted sterling silver baby utensil was made by Chrome Hearts jewelers, experts in modern waste.

“Gwen loves it. She would never buy it herself, but that is what makes it so special.”

I have Zuma Nesta beat. I wipe my ass with diamond encrusted toilet paper. $1,000 per sheet! It may shred my anus and not do a very good job of cleaning, but the knowledge that it makes me far superior to everyone else makes the pain well worth it.

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  • Word2UrMother

    WTF is she wearing?

  • Victor

    I think her costume was an egg

  • Aaron M

    Wow, you’re a quick one Victor

  • Victor

    That’s what she said. Wait…