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Jessica and Hayden want you to please Delcare Yourself

By The Blemish, 8:51 AM on Oct 03, 2008, 1 Comment

The best way to convince people to do what you want is to talk down to them and separate them into two categories. The good, ones who agree with you, and the bad, ones who don’t. It is these types of forced polar opposites that have brought peace to our nation.

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One Response to “Jessica and Hayden want you to please Delcare Yourself”

  • Bell Curve
    4:03 AM

    Yeah, get to chose between two statist big government jerks! The voting ‘empowers’ you in the same sense that getting to pick between rapist A and rapist B ‘empowers’ you.