The Blemish

Jodie Marsh wants your attention and sperm

By The Blemish, 11:17 AM on Oct 22, 2008, 6 Comments

Jodie Marsh has a request

Jodie Marsh has recently turned lesbian and is dating hairdresser Nina and since Nina has no ejaculate, she made a request for a sperm donor on Tim Shaw’s show on Absolute Radio. The Sun describes:

Her on-air antics included snogging her new girlfriend and sucking a banana – standard Marsh stuff, really.

Jodie said: “I’ve had loads of s**t men.

“I can see why women turn lesbian, because you get to the point where you’re sick of hearing so much f***ing bull***t, so you start to look elsewhere.”

Bless Jodie’s heart. Not enough girls these days turn to lesbianism for publicity. More women should follow her lead. A real hero this Jodie is. Can we give her a medal with “attention whore” engraved on it? I think she deserves it for all her hard work.

Oh and leave it up to Jodie to turn a simple Starbucks appearance into an hour full of sexual innuendo. Yea, yea. We get it. You miss facials. Go away now.

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6 Responses to “Jodie Marsh wants your attention and sperm”

  • boki
    5:45 PM

    I want to donate it!
    4 FREE (well, I just wanna see and touch her n!pples :D)

    ciao,
    boki

  • Word2UrMother
    7:21 AM

    she looks like a nasty w hore

  • Word2UrMother
    7:22 AM

    is that PINK she is kissing?

  • Linzee
    3:16 AM

    Jodie Marsh your an attention seeking whore that gives Lesbians a bad name!

  • bob
    2:37 PM

    darling no female in their right mind likes ‘facials’, no wonder she needs a bit of girl on girl to satisfy her. you also may like to know that women do ejaculate, but only when its good enough. now stop acting so wounded

  • Michael
    7:18 PM

    i can be Jodie Marsh spermdonor

    love Michael from sweden.