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Kerry Katona, formerly of Atomic Kitten, showed up blitzed on The Morning show today to discuss her new body and breast reduction. She said she used to suffer from back pain and talked about her whosa-huzzah-gurgle.
Philip, one of the interviewers, couldn’t understand her demon language and asked about her slurred speech. Kerry blamed it on the medication she took the night before because she couldn’t sleep. Kerry insisted she wasn’t drunk and really did have her life together. Philip and Fern finally relented and asked what the future holds. Kerry responded by casting a spell on Philip and Fern and cursing them to eternal damnation. I think.