Kim Kardashian’s ass could return

Kim Kardashian was kicked off of “Dancing With the Stars” last week as a result of sucking hard. It turns out, however, Kim may get a second chance to show just how hard she can suck. If you’re one of the weirdos who are really into this, you’d already have read that Misty May-Treanor ruptured her Achilles tendon and will not be able to continue.

“I was actually really excited, because this was the first dance I was going to do in sneakers, so go figure,” May-Treanor, leaning on crutches, said ruefully. “I am out, but I’m not out of cheering on the competitors and keeping in touch with everybody.”

E! says Kim is back in. Although, Kim is being sly, only saying, “If they ask me to, I’m available. I’m back home tomorrow. We’ll see!”

Bringing Kim back is pointless. She’s like a bear who just balances on a ball in a funny party hat. A one trick pony. The only thing she does well is shake her ass and that basically happens whenever she takes a step. You could get more variety out of Charles Manson.

By the way, I have no idea what that last line means.