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Lauren Conrad is richer than you

By The Blemish, 11:24 AM on Oct 09, 2008, 0 Comments

Lauren Conrad Audi R8

Lauren Conrad, of that retarded show The Hills, had a $118,000 Audi R8 delivered to her home yesterday. Here she is driving it. You may want to mark this down on your calendar as the day a little piece of you died. You can scribble it right under “URGENT: Buy more Ramen.”

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