Madonna has long been rumored to have had an affair with A-Rod which resulted in his failed marriage, but both camps continue to adamantly deny this. In spite of this, the two ate a cozy Mexican dinner at Dos Caminos Third Avenue in New York on Tuesday. A source said, “they seemed very close.”

God, not even a blind virgin would think she’s sexy. They’d do that thing with their hands where they feel her face and once they get below the head, they’ll turn to their friend all angry and tell them the setting-me-up-with-a-tranny joke is getting kind of old.