Guy Ritchie is pissed because he thinks Madonna is spying on him. He claims Madonna is using her massive staff to monitor his every move. This was after the musclebound pop singer learned about the private meeting he had with his family to discuss how to combat Madonna’s PR spin which included reports callingĀ  Guy “cruel and neglectful.”

Even though Guy compares Madonna’s tactics as “something concocted by the KGB,” he’s not surprised. Madonna is known for being a control freak. Like, during sex. Madonna always makes Guy be a bottom. Why can’t Guy ever be a top? It’s always Madonna, Madonna, Madonna.