Mariah Carey has two costumes

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon hosted a Halloween costume party yesterday where she had not one, but two costumes. Her first was a slutty cookie adorned with edible cookies. Nick was a carton of milk. Then when Mariah ate her costume, she dressed as a slutty fireman while Nick dressed as a regular fireman.

I expect better from these two. Like a Snoopy costume made out of a real dog or at least something equally as unacceptable in normal society. Sheesh, I thought rich people were cooler than this.