Mark Wahlberg was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel last night during which Jimmy played the SNL skit of Andy Samberg impersonating Wahlberg while talking to animals. Wahlberg obviously has no sense of humor because he started getting uncomfortable and swore that next time he sees Andy, “I’m going to crack that big fucking nose of his.” He continued, “I don’t play that shit. I’m going to fly to New York tomorrow and slap him in the big nose. Tune in.”

Way to be a humorless, self-important douche bag. Marky Mark seems pretty high on himself for a guy who’s only talent is looking mean and talking in a strained voice. I’m sure he’s fully capable of leaving Andy Samberg drowning in a pool of his own blood but he’ll still end up being known as the dickhead who kicked the ass of a guy who has panic attacks when he sees a butterfly.