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Mischa Barton enjoys the single life

By The Blemish, 8:37 AM on Oct 24, 2008, 0 Comments

Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton tells PEOPLE it’s “really nice, it’s great actually” to be single. She offers advice to other single girls, “Just embrace it. It’s important to breathe for a minute.”

I followed up and asked Mischa how it feels to be unemployed. Mischa Barton just stared at me with her left eye twitching. I then informed Mischa that “staring” isn’t an acceptable answer. So she left. How rude.

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