Morning time wasters

It’s Dirty Harry, but older and racist-er.

• Pajiba: Reviewer Ben Lyons must be stopped now
• Hollywood Rag: Eva Mendes hangs upside down
• Lainey: Bloomingdales sells de Sh-ts
• WIMB: Someone’s going through Mary Louise Parker’s trash

• Yeeeah: Dr. Travis Dork and Carrie Underwood are dating
• UseMyComputer: Jennifer Ellison is loaded
• DRW (Site NSFW): Christina Milan is pretty hot
• Celebparasite: Robert Downey Jr. will be Iron Man for a while
• CNW: The world’s greatest imaginary sitcom