This has nothing to do with celebrity or pop-culture but from the BBC: “Yatchan and Fukuchan serve customers hot towels and drinks, and are given soya beans as tips.” The coolest part about this is Yatchan and Fukuchan are two monkeys. Yea, monkeys. Holy crap! Read that again. A restaurant in Japan has two monkey waiters. It’s only a matter of time before they start a monkey union demanding benefits or start flinging poo at customers who don’t tip. Check the video above.

“It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.” Blurst of times?!

Hat tip Rylan.