Robert Downey Jr. @ Tropic Thunder

Robert Downey Jr. tells the Sunday Times that he is a reformed compulsive, serial masturbator. He says, “I utilised that organ and rode it for everything it was worth.” RDJ also claims he used to be obsessed with sex, but isn’t anymore because of his “sacred” union to movie producer Susan Levin. “Almost always, guys want to get laid. They have a girlfriend, they want to f*** her friend. But I’m not that guy.”

To put his old habit into perspective, RDJ dated Sarah Jessica Parker for seven years. Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a monster so I don’t know why he was with her in the first place, but if I had to choose between sex with her and secretly masturbating to a Barbie doll in the bathroom, I’d go with the secret masturbation thing too.