Sarah Michelle Gellar is relevant today

Sarah Michelle Gellar hasn’t made much noise since Buffy the Vampire Slayer. She’s done a few bad movies like The Grudge and Southland Tales in an attempt to break out of the teenage typecast she’s gotten too old for. So far, she’s been unsuccessful. Maybe this photo shoot will help. I find that becoming masturbatory candy for twenty-year-olds rather than fifteen-year-olds usually does.

Sorry, had to take them down.