Tara Reid

Wondering why you haven’t seen Tara Reid in any movies for quite some time? Well, it’s because of the writers’ strike. You know, the one Tara Reid thinks is still going on? When that mess is over, Tara will be back in action in no time. Until then, she’s focusing on fashion.

“I totally plan to go back into acting once the strike stops,” Reid told Pop Tarts last week at Eva Longoria-Parker’s Padres Contra El Cancer’s 8th Annual “El Sueno De Esperanza” benefit gala in Hollywood. “The economy is so bad right now that people are afraid to put money back into acting. Even the shows that seem new, they really shot six months ago. So when it’s all back up again, I will go back into it. That’s my heart,” she said.

So instead of performing, Tara has been busy in her new career as a fashion designer … inspired by “The Secret.”

Listen guys. Just go with it. Tara Reid is an idiot. How will making her feel like a bigger idiot help. She’s not going to be cast in anything. Maybe “Hot Dog on a Stick server #1” but I meant not anything important. She’ll just waste her time auditioning and waiting by the phone just to be told, “Sorry, Frankentits. We decided to go with someone more qualified.” Sure, there’s a chance an obscure Australian production might pick her up, but I assure you, it will only be to laugh at her and maybe leave her stranded in the Savannah with slabs of raw meat tied to her body.