Shut it, Paris and time wasters

Forgive me for all this Paris Hilton related stuff.

• Hollywood Tuna: Check out Holly Madison pre-enhancements
• Bossip: Alicia is confused as we are
• Drunken Stepfather: Traci Bingham is in a reality reality show
• Celebslam: Nicolette Sheridan really loves that bikini
• Bastardly: Selma Blair on the set of Kath and Kim

• Holy Taco: What celebrities are wearing this Halloween
• Celebitchy: Dita Von Teese’s Halloween costume is stupid
• Spike: 13 hot dead girls?
• Popbytes: Mariah Carey has a new video
• CS: Katie Price’s marriage is in trouble

• SOW: Julia Roberts is an old hooker
• Defamer: The Da Vinci Code has a secret weapon, Tom Hanks in a speedo
• EB: The Jonas Brothers to star in a farting dog movie
• AB: It was a deviated septum!
• The Superficial: Angelina Jolie and Clint Eastwood should get a room
• IDLYITW: Jodie Marsh is drunk again