Jennifer Aniston

NE claims that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are back together after splitting up in August. The two were reunited in Manhattan where they hooked up. They were recently spotted flying in to LA together on Monday.

“They were very lovey-dovey,” said an insider. “They kissed several times and hugged each other tightly.

“John gave her a long, lingering kiss.”

I thought it said “fingering kiss” the first time I read it. Weird. Anyway, this story is boring. Why can’t Aniston and Mayer ever do anything interesting like drown themselves in the ocean? That would be newsworthy. In fact, they should do it right now. *taps foot* I’m waiting…