http://theblemish.com/2008/10/whyd-they-paste-zac-efrons-head-onto-my-body/ Better than a slap to the face Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:13:05 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 http://theblemish.com/2008/10/whyd-they-paste-zac-efrons-head-onto-my-body/comment-page-1/#comment-57472 Zordboy Mon, 03 Nov 2008 12:48:32 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=22790#comment-57472 Yeah. Efron is about as straight as Elton John. The relationship with Vanessa is about as real as the tooth fairy. There's an interview where Efron admits that his first ever celebrity crush when he was a boy was Leonardo DiCaprio in "Titanic". Seriously. Add that the magazine interviews where Vanessa has said that Zac is helping her decorate the house they picked out -- if Efron's publicist can convince people that Zac is straight, then that person could convince us the Earth is flat. Not that that's a problem nor should it be, but the guy may as well be honest about it. Yeah. Efron is about as straight as Elton John. The relationship with Vanessa is about as real as the tooth fairy. There’s an interview where Efron admits that his first ever celebrity crush when he was a boy was Leonardo DiCaprio in “Titanic”. Seriously. Add that the magazine interviews where Vanessa has said that Zac is helping her decorate the house they picked out — if Efron’s publicist can convince people that Zac is straight, then that person could convince us the Earth is flat. Not that that’s a problem nor should it be, but the guy may as well be honest about it.

]]> http://theblemish.com/2008/10/whyd-they-paste-zac-efrons-head-onto-my-body/comment-page-1/#comment-57327 ANIMUS Thu, 30 Oct 2008 17:44:04 +0000 http://theblemish.com/?p=22790#comment-57327 I'm not gay and I'm comfortable enough to admit when another man is attractive. But how he puts up with that little gremlin Vanessa is a mystery. Her va jay jay must taste like skittles or something magnificent. I’m not gay and I’m comfortable enough to admit when another man is attractive. But how he puts up with that little gremlin Vanessa is a mystery. Her va jay jay must taste like skittles or something magnificent.

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