The Blemish

Angelina Jolie does UK Bazaar

By The Blemish, 6:17 PM on Nov 03, 2008, 1 Comment

Angelina Jolie on Bazaar

Angelina Jolie was photoshopped to perfection for the cover of the upcoming UK issue of Bazaar. She looks sexy as hell. They even covered up that big veiny thing on her forehead. Thanks guys. My penis and I owe you one.

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One Response to “Angelina Jolie does UK Bazaar”

  • Lucas
    11:12 PM

    Her topless scene in Mojave Moon was one of the first things I ever masturbated to. This was before I had a computer to look up porn. I was old enough to figure out how to program the VCR to tape HBO during movies which the TV listings gave a little “N” for nudity.

    Yep.