Britney’s life worse than jail

In a candid durr-cumentary set to air on Sky1 and Sky1 HD on December 1, Britney Spears claims that even though her life may seem to be turning around for the better, it feels like she’s in jail.

“I have really good days, and then I have bad days. Even when you go to jail you know there’s the time when you’re gonna get out. But in this situation, it’s never ending. It’s just like Groundhog Day every day.”

“I think it’s too in control. If I wasn’t under the restraints I’m under, I’d feel so liberated. When I tell them the way I feel, it’s like they hear but they’re really not listening.”

“If you do something wrong in your work, you can move on, but I’m having to pay for a long time.”

“I think I’ve learnt my lesson now and enough is enough.”

Will Britney free herself from the shackles of her conservators and guardians? Can she maintain her course if she does? Will she be free like that little birdie perched on her windowsill? Does she have a mind of her own? Is she merely a puppet created by Holllywood? Meh, who knows. It’s best not to concern yourself with this. I find meddling in other people’s lives always leads to trouble. Like when someone is robbing an old lady. You should look the other way. The robber might have a weapon or give you a really mean look if you try to stop him.