Brooke Shields

Last week it was reported that Christian Slater’s My Own Worst Enemy and Brooke Shield’s Sex and the City Lite, Lipstick Jungle, were canceled. NBC didn’t confirm the cancellation, but crew members did.

At Sunday’s Kidsfest in NYC, Brooke Shields, possibly in denial, refuted these rumors: “They thought that because My Own Worst Enemy has been shut down that the same thing had happened to us, and it’s not true. They’re not breaking down the sets. We’re still working. We still have more to do, so it’s erroneously presented that we’ve been canceled, thank God. Our bosses are saying, ‘You’re not canceled, don’t worry. We’re just trying to figure out how to make this make sense.'”

Shields went on to claim that the show is No. 1 in DVR which proves the public is watching. Actually, it just means the public is recording. Most likely accidentally. Because Lipstick Jungle was recently demoted from its Wednesday time slot and moved to Fridays, a time slot affectionately known as the graveyard.

I have no idea what’s going on because I don’t watch this show, but haha, you suck. Sex and the City was bad enough as it is, but watching a watered down version of the show is probably worse than shoving razor blades into your ass. Why do they have to have four ugly women f’ing guys in NYC? Why can’t they be pretty? That’s what they do in pornos and I watch those all the time.