Happy Thanksgiving you heathens
By The Blemish, 10:44 AM on Nov 27, 2008, 1 Comment
Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy your turducken or your bacon wrapped turkey, but remember if you have a heart attack, no one is taking your ass to the hospital.
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FUCK YOU ARSEHOLE!
BACON IS THE FINEST AND MOST HEALTHY FOOD YOU CAN GET!