Kim Kardashian can’t get no love

Shock! Kim Kardashian may not be the hot shot she makes herself out to be. Last week at Miami beach for the reopening of Fontainebleau, Kim, her sister Kourtney and Kristin Cavallari were milking the paps for attention when they were told “tits or GTFO” by security guards to make room for the Victoria’s Secret Angels photo call. The three realized going up against heaven on Earth was a losing battle and bounced to a nearby pool. Once they were out of camera sight, photogs began shooting the 30 Victoria’s Secret Angels that descended upon the beach. See? These stories do have happy endings.