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Kristen Stewart is difficult

Reporters at a recent press junket for Twilight are criticizing Kristen Stewart of being difficult to interview and “over medicated.” This comes a day after Kristen was photographed smoking pot on a doorstep. She was overheard saying at the media event, “I really, really hate doing this,” to a studio staffer and sources say she had to be begged to do anything.

They should give Kristen a break. Potheads usually can’t function very well. Just be happy she even makes it to these events when her publicist tells her too and isn’t near comatose at home giggling with a mouth full of cookie dough. I bet she can barely dress herself in the morning and always shows up with her pants on backwards laughing, “Look at me, I’m a car accident victim. Eeeee!”

Note: Sorry for the lack of updates today. My laptop remains uncooperative despite the alligator clamps I put on its nipples and connected to a car battery. Posting will be back to normal on Monday.

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Arschdolf Kittler
Arschdolf Kittler
15 years ago

“Potheads usually can’t function very well.”
CLEVER! BUT THAT’S WRONG, DUMBHEAD!
CRYBABIES STILL SUCKING MOM’S NIPPLES WITH 35 YEARS CAN’T FUNCTION VERY WELL!

Andrew
Andrew
15 years ago

This just makes her way cooler. No one takes those interviews seriously anyway. I’d probably do the same thing if I were an actor.

ridiculous
ridiculous
15 years ago

Man, I get so tired of the marijuana propaganda. All pot does is make it so you can deal with the daily annoyances of life.
I’m a very high functioning pothead. I’m married with 2 jobs, and have 3 dogs. My husband and I smoke all day, this includes during lunch.
She probably had to smoke a few bowls just so she could deal with all that bullshit. Besides, it sure as hell beats drinking, which actually does cause brain damage, irrational thinking/acting, and hangovers.

PunkA
PunkA
15 years ago

Promoting your film is part of that silly contract you sign to do a movie. It is part of what they overpay actors to do. So if she does not want to play, don;t make her. Then don;t pay her whiny ass. Then replace her, because she sucked ass in that movie anyway. The girl is so uptight, so self important, has zero sense of humor and just sucks. Of course she needs pot, because like most potheads, she needs to escape from herself because she sucks as a human and needs to drugs to help her cope with her… Read more »

chewy
chewy
15 years ago

arschdolf kittler..i think your caps locks are on. anyway, i agree with ridiculous. and another thing with pot, it’s easier to smoke during lunch than to drink. plus drinking makes you fat. eww!!

Who cares
Who cares
15 years ago

Dude this makes her cooler! Whoever said Potheads can’t function well obviously did one of two things, 1. Smoked up, couldn’t take it and is a p*ssy about it or 2. Hasn’t ever smoked so has no clue what they’re talking about. Weed is about relaxation and before a press junkit I don’t blame her one damn bit. I bet Robert Pattinson does too lol! More than likely.

Emily
Emily
15 years ago

Who cares? Honestly…A LOT of people smoke pot, who cares.

She sucks at acting though.

Bella in the books
Bella in the books
14 years ago

She mutilated Stephenie Meyer’s Bella Swan.

Akkuchikku
Akkuchikku
13 years ago

so true

ruby
ruby
14 years ago

yeah , erm , this just makes her like 37 times cooler than she already is. oh the joys of pot.