Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson’s relationship has deteriorated to the point where the two are seeking couple’s counseling. A source tells Page Six they “fight like cats and dogs” and every day is another day of “screaming, crying and yelling.” Sam is apparently still in love with Lindsay but she can’t handle the arguments, mainly about their age difference, or the high maintenance. Another source said that when Lindsay’s relationship with Sam is over, she’ll go running back to men.

This is just Lindsay sabotaging the relationship because she craves cock. Keeping Lindsay away from penis is harder than fixing Tara Reid’s stomach. Many have tried, but all have failed miserably.