Madonna is gross

When Madonna and Guy Ritchie married, she dragged him into her wacky Kabbalah religion. Guy didn’t care for it but indulged Madonna to make her happy. Madonna is with A-Rod now and she’s trying to do the same with him. Except, Rodriguez wants no part of it and probably thinks it’s stupid, rightfully so, which is why he’s been canceling his private classes at the last minute. MSNBC says:

“This is certainly off-putting to Madonna,” says the source. “She did drag Guy into Kabbalah, she’s doing the same now (with Rodriguez). But he’s bored. He’s basically a Kabbalah school dropout.”

In other news, police were called to a domestic disturbance at a NYC building. Reports indicate a famous baseball player was found whimpering in the corner as a pasty, white monster stood over him fuming. No charges were filed because evidently his black eye and broken arm were caused by running into a door and the victim noted, “It was all my fault. I should have put the toilet seat down.”