Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon

Because she is pure and virginal, Mariah Carey made Nick Cannon wait two months until after they were married to have sex. Seeing as how Mariah has a gajillion dollars, Nick obliged.

“I definitely don’t want to push it on anybody else. But we both have similar beliefs, and I just thought that it would be so much more special if we waited until after we were married. And it was, and it still is.”

Nick probably had some on the side anyway. If he didn’t, I suspect there was a sea of used Kleenex’s on the ground around his computer that Mariah had to wade through every time she came over. His hard drive was probably full of folders named “naked chicks,” “naked chicks blowing dudes” and “japanese tentacle rape”.