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Nicole Kidman to pull a Joaquin Phoenix

Nicole Kidman revealed at the premiere of her Australian epic, um, Australia, that she is considering a hiatus from acting to birth more botox babies.

‘I’m in a place in my life where I’ve had some great opportunities, and I may just choose to have some more children,’ said the 41-year-old, who has a 4-month-old girl with Urban and two adopted children Isabella, 15, and Connor, 13, from her marriage to Tom Cruise.

‘There’s many things I want to do besides act.’

Is it safe to be getting pregnant in your 40’s? Isn’t it more likely to have birth defects? Won’t the baby come out with seven fingers and tentacles or something? If so, Nicole should go for it. It’ll have an illustrious career in Japanese porn. Her kid may even be revered as a god there.

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Chris
15 years ago

What the hell happened to her face???? Not aging well.