Salma Hayek

Ever since giving birth to Valentina last year, Salma Hayek cannot stop breastfeeding her. It’s like an addiction. A very sexy addiction.

“I’m like an alcoholic. It is like, I don’t care if I cry, I don’t care if I am fat, I am just going to do it for one more week, one more month, and then when I see how much good it is doing her and I can’t stop.”

When Valentina becomes too old to be breastfed, please let Salma know I am willing to sacrifice my time to help her fight her addiction. Or enable it. Whichever. People say I don’t care. The truth is, I do. I care a lot. Nom nom nom.