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Star claims Jennifer Aniston having twins

Star Magazine claims Jennifer Aniston is readying herself for twins with John Mayer. Nearing 40, Star says her biological clock is ticking away and as a result, she’s frozen her eggs and is undergoing fertility treatments. Jennifer’s even trying alternative methods like yoga, eating cassava root and upping her milk and beef intake to increase her chances of having twins.

“She knows her baby-making years are limited,” says a source. “It’s hard for her to think of anything else — she has babies on the brain!”

Is Star even trying anymore? I can make up salacious rumors too. Megan Fox is thinking about blowing me. She’s even doing mouth exercises with Popsicles and bananas. Sources say it’s true. See, Star? I can do it too.

Still, I wouldn’t put this past Jennifer. She seems desperate enough. I bet she cries everytime she ovulates and hysterically tries to shove the egg back in her with a tampon.

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Brandi
Brandi
15 years ago

Wow, the writers of this website are complete idiots! Unbelievable f*cking idiots!
You are a complete moron and need to grow the f*ck up. I read the “articles” under the picturs, and think that a retarded teenager must run this website…
F*cking retarded s**t, I will never come to “theblemish” again.
You guys suck balls!

Brandi
Brandi
15 years ago

Just decided to use my real name, Victor. Im just trying to let you know what a JERK you are- and just cuz ur own mother doesnt love you, doesnt mean you have to be so insulting to celebs…
Do you write all the “articles” for this site??

Brandi
Brandi
15 years ago

Of course I am +18, the content of this website wouldnt be appropriate for someone younger, wouldnt you agree?

Vivianle
Vivianle
12 years ago

aniston dont want baby.she only want make love all guy,justin theroux no strong power not enough
give her happiness,sorry justin.

Vivianle
Vivianle
12 years ago

aniston have strong power for love,many strong men in and out not enough for her,sory.

Vivianle
Vivianle
12 years ago

aniston need very young men under 20. that strong enough.