- Bossip: Foxy Brown in Nipplegate Pt. 2
- Lainey: Scarlett Johansson changed her hair, still hot
- Drunken Stepfather: Helen Mirren has a hot ass
- CityRag: Julia Roberts is married to a lunatic
- Holy Taco: A tribute to redneck cars
- Bastardly: Vin “Baby Head” Diesel
- Celebslam: Heidi and Spencer are back without wedding rings
- Celebitchy: Bryan Adams has a mother-son team of stalkers
- ASL: William Balfour arrested for Hudson family murders
- Celebuzz: Robert Patterson is hitting on Joe Jonas’ girlfriend. Take that, Jonas
- CS: You actually have to pay money to celebrate with Ashlee and Pete Wentz
- SOW: Kim Kardashian gets banged
- College Candy: Get dating advice from a 4th grader
- Double Viking: Hotties in the wild
- College Humor: The Monopoly Man is broke
