- Bossip: Simon Cowell kisses Beyonce’s ass
- Drunken Stepfather: Paris’ BFF gets slammed
- Bastardly: Does Tori Wilson turn you on?
- Celebslam: Enrique Igelsias will choke a bitch
- Holy Taco: Jesus doodles the last supper
- Celebitchy: Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman hate their adopted children
- UseMyComputer: Alessandra Ambrosio does the beach
- Dlisted: Cisco Adler’s nuts were arrested
- Popoholic: Jennifer Aniston gets leggy
- AB: Trent Reznor gets in the spirit
- EB: Lily Allen is a good dresser
- Mr. Skin: There’s a Miss Nude World?
- Celebwarship: Katy Perry isn’t engaged
- College Humor: Nature sucks
- Double Viking: It’s a dolphin stampede
- Hollywood Tuna: Kristen Bell does the Golden Globes
