Boy George did it

A London court found Boy George, real name George O’Dowd, guilty of falsely imprisoning a male escort, Audun Carlsen, during a naked photo shoot.

O’Dowd alleged Audun stole pictures from his computer so like any rational person, he handcuffed him to a wall hook while he searched his computer.

Audun Carlsen, however, paints a darker, more realistic tale. He claims O’Dowd handcuffed him and beat him with a chain because he refused to have sex with him.

The judge is being too hard on Boy George. I mean, if you don’t chain up and beat an escort during a nude photo shoot, then you aren’t doing your job. As my mentor once said, “Shh, don’t tell the cops.”