Today is Britney Spears’ birthday. The human fail boat turns 27 and to celebrate, she gave an uninspiring performance of “Circus” and “Womanizer” on Good Morning America. It pretty much looked like Star Search for kids. Not only that, you can tell Britney rushed it at the end because someone told her there would be cake afterward. “Cake?! I LOVE CAKE!! Nom nom nom,” was her exact response I believe.