Madonna is annoying, idiotic, veiny and about as edgy as a marble. Which is why it gives me such great pleasure to see her fall on her ass (35 second mark of the video). Someone that offensive is just inviting karma to slap them in the face. Oh, look at me, I’m Madonna. I say “fuck” and “shit” and put my 50-year-old ass in hot pants to make a statement. I’m cool because I’m a hermaphrodite. Wah wah wah.
- Madonna Posted the Most Terrifying Selfie
March 21, 2014
- Madonna Cleans the House With Her Tongue
March 13, 2014
- Miley Cyrus and Madonna Performed a Country Mashup...
January 30, 2014
- Madonna Refers To Her Son as ‘Dis...
January 20, 2014
- Madonna Is a Good Mother
January 6, 2014
- Madonna Nudes From 1977 Up for Auction
October 30, 2013
- Madonna Banned from the Alamo Drafthouse
October 12, 2013
- Don’t Interrupt Madonna While She’s...
October 11, 2013
- Madonna Covered Elliott Smith for an Art Project
September 25, 2013
- Madonna Is on Instagram Now
February 11, 2013
- Madonna Offended You’d Smoke in Her Line of...
December 20, 2012
- Fantasy Celebrity MMA Fights and What We Imagine...
December 14, 2012