Chyna @ Mary Carey's b-day party

Chyna celebrated her birthday on Saturday by taking prescription medication and drinking heavily. To everyone’s surprise, these two things don’t go well together.

At around 5 a.m., friends found her passed out with cuts on her arms and called a wahmbulance to her home in Burbank. She was sent to the hospital but was so hammered the shrink couldn’t do a proper psych evaluation.

TMZ talked to Chyna who said, “All I really want right now is a hamburger and fries right now.”

Hospital officials agreed to her request on one condition: could she please turn around because her erection was making them really uncomfortable.

[Image via Splash News]

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