Danielle Lloyd celebrated her upcoming birthday (Dec. 16) over the weekend by dressing up as a 17th century hooker and forcing everyone else to do the same. Surrounding herself with less physically gifted women was a good move. Reports indicate barrels of mead were consumed and fun was had by all. At one point, a breast may have even popped out.
In other news, I too dressed up as a wench over the weekend and scoured the web for fetish porn. But, shh, if anybody asks, that wasn’t me at the public library.
