Danielle Lloyd celebrated her upcoming birthday (Dec. 16) over the weekend by dressing up as a 17th century hooker and forcing everyone else to do the same. Surrounding herself with less physically gifted women was a good move. Reports indicate barrels of mead were consumed and fun was had by all. At one point, a breast may have even popped out.
In other news, I too dressed up as a wench over the weekend and scoured the web for fetish porn. But, shh, if anybody asks, that wasn’t me at the public library.
She also appears to have painted herself orange