Here’s Danielle Lloyd sitting by the pool in a rainbow bikini. There’s also a guy wearing capri pants with a strip of his hair dyed white like Rogue from X-Men walking alongside her. I believe he’s from the Make-A-Wish foundation because it’s quite obvious he’s terminal with a killer sense of style. Rimshot, please! Or not.
the guy looks like an in-shape perez hilton.
Without being able to hear if he’s wheezing or not, I can’t tell the difference.
stomach cellulite at such a young age. she better accept the next marriage proposal that comes her way…
Danielle Lloyd is luscious and adorable. She is people’s princess.
Wha? She’s what, you say? A princess?
…well, considering what most princesses look like these days, you might have a point.