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Jennifer Aniston would like you to believe that she’s over Angelina Jolie stealing Brad but the truth is she’s not. Which is why in every interview she sounds like a bitter woman talking about the one who got away, or rather, stolen away. In the latest GQ, Aniston quips:

“The funny thing is that people don’t realize we all go away to the Hamptons on the weekends,” Aniston said completely tongue-in-cheek.

“Can you imagine?” she continued. “That’d be hysterical: I’ve got Zahara on my hip, and Knox…”

Hysterical indeed. You know what would be more hysterical? If the interviewer kept twisting the knife in her heart and continued asking about Jolie. Hey, guess what?

Asked if she speaks with Jolie, Aniston immediately replies, “No. Nuh-uh,” with – as Kirby notes – “a forced little tongue-biting grin.”

And twisted it some more.

“Well, you know, that was definitely a confirmation for me of something that wasn’t quite confirmed at the time,” Aniston says.

“But listen… You sit there and you… No. No daggers through the heart. I laugh. Am I surprised? Well, how do I say this?

“Considering the source, nothing surprises me,” Aniston later says.

Damn. I’m surprised that at the end of this interview Aniston didn’t ask for a chair and rope. Granted, Aniston does manage to get a dig in.

She also says she’d never sell her baby photos to a magazine, unlike Jolie, who fetched $14 million for shots of twins Knox and Viv.

“That just doesn’t feel right to me….” Aniston says.

Ouch. Well played, Aniston. Let’s just hope Angelina doesn’t take the gloves off and fire back that at least she has babies to sell. Six of them, in fact. Oh how that will make Aniston’s barren womb weep.

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