Those two doofuses, Heidi and Spencer, returned to Mexico today or yesterday for a pretend honeymoon and a photo op. Normally I wouldn’t give in to their fame-whoring (The Blemish does not negotiate with fame whores), but since Heidi is wearing three different bikinis here I’m contractually obliged to do it. Therefore, enjoy the aforementioned three different bikinis. I hear she has one set for every IQ point so expect seven more to pop up in the near future.