Hubba hubba, Lisa Rinna is in a bikini

God, what is up with these old and/or pregnant women in a bikini. Is it too much to ask for shots of a somewhat attractive celebrity. Say a Jessica Alba or more Katy Perry. I’d even settle for Avril Lavigne at this point. Ugh, how am I supposed to masturbate to this stuff?  I mean, I guess I can try, but I’ll tell you this. I won’t like it. Not one bit at all.