Two years into his marriage with Duck Face, Jay Mohr filed a petition to add his wife’s surname to his. If approved, his full name will be Jon Ferguson Cox Mohr.
Jay might as well have gone the whole nine yards and made it Mohr Cox. For their future kid’s sake. Bullies aren’t too adept at making up humiliating nicknames and thinking only enrages them more.
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that’ll make him Jay Mohr-Duck!
he is a disgrace, what in the world is he thinking.
Next thing you know he’ll be sucking her cock and taking it up his starfish every night. No wonder they called him Sugar on Jerry Maguire – he’s a sweet boy.