The Blemish

Jessica Biel is an elf and time wasters

By The Blemish, 1:50 PM on Dec 22, 2008, 1 Comment

Fun fact: Jessica Biel was in I’ll Be Home for Christmas with Jonathan Taylor Thomas which is being played over and over again. It’s like the new A Christmas Story.

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One Response to “Jessica Biel is an elf and time wasters”

  • Tom
    2:19 PM

    I figured they would get the money from some North Pole dancing.