Kim Kardashian will probably do Playboy again

Kim Kardashian denied the rumors about her Playboy shoot being a one-off and never doing it again. She said on her blog that she was “totally misquoted” and that she has no clue what “one-off” means. Granted, she later posted a clarification of her clarification saying that while Hugh Hefner and Playboy staff were great to her, she is moving away from sexier photo shoots but noted that one should never say never.

Sounds like Kim is playing hardball. How much do you want? $300,000? $500,000? Playboy is willing to go as high as $650,00, but for that kind of money there’s going to be some tentacled invertebrates involved. Wait, have you seen Japanese porn? No? And you have no idea what “invertebrate” means? Excellent. Just sign on the dotted line and I’ll tell you all about it. Heh heh heh.