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Macaulay Culkin’s sister dies in crash
This is a pretty bad year for relatives of celebrities. I suggest if you’re in any way related to one, you hide out until 2009.
The latest in celebrity related tragedies is Macaulay Culkin’s sister Dakota who died after being struck by a car. The 29-year-old was stepping off a curb when the vehicle hit. She was taken to UCLA Medical Center but died from her injuries. LAPD is currently investigating although no arrests have been made.
Very, very tragic. Dakota will never again get to see her brother get pissy when people ask him to do that hand on face thing he did in Home Alone. C’mon. It’s not like I was asking to bang your girlfriend Mila Kunis. But now that it’s out there, how about it?
“Very, very tragic. Dakota will never again get to see her brother get pissy when people ask him to do that hand on face thing he did in Home Alone. C’mon. It’s not like I was asking to bang your girlfriend Mila Kunis. But now that it’s out there, how about it?”
You arsehole – was that last paragraph really necessary? Do you think you get laughs for writing this insensitive bile?
You total arse!