Marisa Miller went to the Spike Awards
By The Blemish, 10:03 AM on Dec 15, 2008, 2 Comments

Here’s Marisa Miller also at the Spike Video Game Awards show. I don’t get it. She’ll show up here willingly but when I tie her up in my basement, it’s all wild shrieking and uncontrollable sobbing. Jesus, woman. Calm down. I’m going to let you go. Eventually. I mean, I can’t possibly fit both you AND a dead hooker in my trunk.


















She looks exactly like Jessica Simpson!
Ouch, that hurts. Depending on which version of Jessica you’re talking about.